Archive for the ‘Professional Life’ Category

Ask a Fat Guy

Monday, May 10th, 2010

Ask a Fat GuyMy, how busy I have been. There have been so many projects, so much going on.

Not the least of which is the launching of a new blog with my buddy, Sean, and my brother, Lamont. It’s called Ask a Fat Guy and it’s an advice blog. Which is to say, that you, the reader, is to write in and ask advice of us fat guys. Then we respond to this request for advice in humorous fashion (and generally with an overabundance of swearing).

What makes this blog fairly unique in the world of advice columns is that in addition to the fat guys (Sean and myself), there’s also the fat guy’s brother (Lamont). And Lamont’s feature, Ask a Fat Guy’s Brother, will be illustrated by Lamont in humorous fashion. Any of you with any knowledge of Lamont’s artwork should be excited by that. (And if you’re not familiar with Lamont’s artwork, head over to Ask a Fat Guy and check out the logo, etc.; those were all drawn by Lamont.) Ask a Fat Guy’s Brother will run on Fridays, so make sure to check the blog out then, as well.

The blog launched today — just an hour or two ago, in fact. So you should head on over to http://askafatguy.net and check it out.

A Film Festival and a Smattering of Battering Turnips

Friday, February 26th, 2010

“Where have you been, Andrew?” I’ve been doing tech work, finishing a couple of long-term web design projects and building a brand new website for a brand new film festival, that’s where.

“Film festival?” you ask, breathlessly. “Why, I love films! I make films! I want my film to be in this film festival!” Well, sir and/or madam, you’re in luck, because it’s called the Big Check Fest and it’s open for submissions as of March 1st. Go take a look at the website, won’t you? A significant portion of a number of days over the last couple of weeks has been spent building that website out. I’m rather excited about what’s going to happen with it. Moreover, I’m eager to see all the sure-to-be-top-notch films rolling in from various independent folk.

As to the other sites I’ve been working on, they’re not that exciting. A storefront here, an aborted storefront there, quick changes on this site or that site everywhere.

The only other news I have to tell is that I accidentally whacked myself in the testicles with a bag of turnips last night at the grocery store. It was unpleasant and is not an experience I wish to repeat. Perhaps next week will bring more bloggable excitement.

Boozing with Andrew Mudd: T-24:33 and counting.

Friday, February 5th, 2010

I think it’s safe to say that I enjoy a drink, now and again.

I also think it’s safe to say that I enjoy making television shows and movies. “So,” says Random, one evening a mere two weeks ago. “Should we do a show where you go to bars and drink?”

“Yes, we should. Absolutely,” say I.

And that’s where I find myself today. Preparing for a shoot tomorrow that involves me being entertaining on-camera whilst drinking. There’s never been anything in my life that I wanted to work more than this show: Me, being paid to travel around the country and drink. It really is a drunkard’s dream come true.

Without going into the whole pitch, the show involves me visiting bars and interacting with the patrons and bartenders. As far as these shows go, this is pretty short notice. It was only this morning that I secured the final location for us to shoot in. And I don’t have any dialogue scripted. This is going to be entirely ad lib on my part. And largely ad hoc on the crew’s part.

This probably can serve as a good lesson for new filmmakers: Don’t do what we’re doing. Instead: Plan, plan, plan. Planning is your friend and savior. Do not run off and do a shoot without a firm idea of exactly what you’re going to be doing. Write an outline. Then, write a script. And shoot to the script. Your life — especially the part of your life you spend at an editing console — will be much easier for it.

King Louie: Foster Cat/Model

Thursday, January 21st, 2010

Photographing cats can be somewhat difficult. By and large, your best bet is going into their environment and just letting them do their thing. With really skittish cats (Mr. Mistoffolees), sitting across the room and shooting with a long lens can be a fairly good method.

King LouieBut King Louie the foster cat isn’t in his own environment; he’s in mine,. And he’s quite a bit more interested in playing with his various things-on-a-stick and jingly balls than sitting still in front of the odd sounding flashy thing that I’m attempting to stick in his face. He doesn’t quite understand — nor does he really appear to care — how to sit still and look pretty for the camera. But his extreme cuteness makes up for any lack of experience.

He’s still being a bit skittish with me (not really with Betsy, though, he seems to like her quite a bit), but he’s not at all unfriendly. He ’s going to be a lap cat, once he’s used to his surroundings.

And, of course, he needs a home. If you’re interested, get hold of me and I’ll put you in contact with the proper authorities.

King Louie